February 2010
50 posts
If you ever wondered what bands/artists I...
watch the Grammys.
January 2010
97 posts
An Excerpt from "1980-buttfuck"...
pg. 232 -
“There are three butts in your butt,” fucked Butt. “There is butt, there is butt, and there is butt. It is time for you to fuck upon the second butt.”
As always, Butt was fucking flat on his butt. But of late his butts were looser. They still fucked him to the butt, but he could fuck his knees a little and could fuck his head from side to side and fuck his arms...
I'm sad.
To My Followers
Put your iPod/mp3 player on shuffle and write out a list of what comes up.
Here’s the catch: add the word “Tumblr” in the title of each song.
I’ll be first:
1. Vicinity of Tumblarity
2. Tumblr Nazi
3. Tumblr Vagina
4. High as Tumblr
5. There’s Gonna Be A Tumblr Tonight
6. Get Your Hands Off of My Tumblr
7. What is Tumblr?
8. Tumblr Haze
9. Oh the Tumblr
...
@breaktheboundary
breaktheboundary:
pinsandneedles-:
I love you.
Oh hai der I love you too
Yay! You know what?
lol. Anyway, thanks for following.
@breaktheboundary
I love you.
When you’re a teenager, it’s such a fucked-up time in your life. You start...
– Brandon Boyd (via fuckyeahincubus)
Lay down with me, tell me no lies.
Just hold me close, don’t patronize…
Don’t patronize me.
‘Cause I can’t make you love me if you don’t
You can’t make your heart feel something it won’t
Here in the dark, in these final hours
I will lay down my heart and I’ll feel the power
But you won’t, no you won’t.
‘Cause I...
=D
Me: I feel so much better now. I barely have a sore throat left.
Ariel: That's good. I prayed for you...like the past two or three days.
Me: Aww!
God I love my girlfriend. She does the sweetest things for me. She doesn't think she does much for me, but it's the little things like this that put the biggest smile on my face.
I love you Ariel.
Matt's funny. XD
Interviewer: Who was the first love of your life?
Matthew Bellamy: My babysitter. She saved my life once when I was choking once and after that I loved her.
TheFrogman's guide to putting a dashboard viewable...
fuckyeahslightlyamusing:
thefrogman:
I was very happy when tumblr added the feature for us to put dashboard viewable photos within text posts. Often when they cannot see the content directly on the dashboard, people are more likely to skip the post all together than click through to your page. But what about other posts? Perhaps you want to add a second picture to a picture post. Or maybe add...
I haven’t felt the way I feel today in so long it’s hard for me to...
– Brandon Boyd
Are you changing the world, or is the world changing you?
how do i shot web?
(via justimpolite)
lewl.
During English class
Mrs. Frank: Don't even talk about it! Just pull it out!
Rhea: That's what she said!!
To obtain a bird’s eye is to turn a blizzard to a breeze.
– Brandon Boyd